Tuesday, September 25, 2012

The Bachelor: Back to Basics

By Artistry

ABC choosing as the next Bachelor a blond man from Texas who wants to be the patriarch of a family centered on faith, laughter, and love is like the Steelers recommitting to the ground game or Mitt Romney saying to hell with the poor.  Sometimes you need to throw a bone to your core constituency.

Eat your heart out, Brad.
Over/under for when we see him in a football uniform: episode 2.5

1 comment:

  1. A person would have to be crazy to not take the under on that.