We need to make sure we have this straight. Is it Anze Kopitar? No, no. I'm being told - hang on - I'm being told it's Ryan McDonagh. Well, whatever.
Just as an aside, Evgeni Malkin had another hat trick today at the World Championships in Helsinki. That's his second hat trick of the tournament and gives him 18 points in 9 games as Russia heads to the Finals.
Can I get an "Oy, oy, oy?" Can I get an "Ay, Ay, Ay?"