Today is Artistry's birthday. Arguably his biggest birthday yet. Without getting into details, it's pretty huge.
Since we started this site less than two years ago, Artistry has changed jobs twice, raised one child from baby to toddler, raised a second child from infant to full-fledged baby, moved his family back to Pittsburgh, bought his first home, suffered through negotiations with contractors and architects about renovating the new house, and rented a house while the house he owns is being renovated. All the while, he's maintained a not-so-secret love affair with GTOG, which peaked in August 2011 when Artistry called from the maternity ward just hours after the birth of his second child, Artistrette, to record a twenty minute raw emotion podcast about the finale of The Bachelorette.
That's not something an ordinary man would do, but Artistry is no ordinary man.
So please join me in wishing my friend Artistry a happy birthday by watching the below video of what is arguably his favorite Penguins game of all time. If he doesn't respond to your wishes with a thank you, don't take offense -- he's probably just on CapGeek looking about the Blackhawks salary cap issues.