Conducted with the rhetorical flourish of ESPN's College Game Day, here's a transcript of GTOG's official college football preview.
Generic Host: So GTOG, who do you like this year in college football?
Artistry: Well, you look at Oklahoma and you look at Alabama. And then obviously you have the Pac-10 and Oregon and then Texas and the Big 12. Ohio St., obviously. And Florida with the SEC and Coach Hoke with Michigan. Obviously there's that and then you have the SEC the best conference. But Wisconsin and even of course Florida St. What about you, Finesse?
Finesse: Well, you have the running game obviously with what they do with the football on the offensive side of the football. But I like the Big 10, though it's more like the Big-12. HAHAHAHA. You have South Carolina, of course, and what they're doing. Boise St. with the blue field and Stanford with the west coast and everything they have going on there. Then there's the coaches at Arkansas and Notre Dame. And you know, you have Auburn, Florida and Missouri, too.
Artistry: I agree with you about the running game, but you also have to look at the spread offense. Of course you have Nebraska and Georgia with their defenses and what they're doing on the defensive lines. All the stunting. You look at LSU and then you have to look at Texas too with that program.
Finesse: I disagree. I think you have to look at the coaching situations at Texas A&M and Oklahoma St. and with their secondaries and everything on the defensive side of the football. I like Oregon and what Coach Saban does at Alabama with the turnaround at Nebraska you could see, too. But their schedule is tough, though the linebackers and of course the quarterback situation with Virginia Tech and everything that's going on there.
Artistry: On the football field you look at what's happening on the offensive side of the football field and you look at that what with the quarterbacking and the spread offense and I think that's a dangerous combination. I like them, too.