The highlights so far:
Some place called Massasauga, Canada claims to have a population of 700,000 people.
I saw Ryan Gosling from 60 feet away.
There were some people chanting "Ryan! Ryan!" I wasn't among those people.
My Dad thinks, but isn't sure, that he saw George Clooney's head.
Everyone wears Lululemon.
Hamilton, Ontario doesn't appear to have any buildings.
If Tim Horton's coffee isn't good in the morning, Canada as a country will be a fraud.
If it is good, then Canada is awesome.