Friday, May 20, 2011

Apoca-Noodle Now: Texas Legislature Comes Up Huge

By Artistry

We're well on our way to the end of the world, with approximately 207 million people expected to be plucked from the earth on Saturday in advance of various natural calamities, culminating with the rest of us going downtown.  As in, way downtown, bang

Fortunately, the damned among us should in the interim be able to enjoy some hand-fishing - otherwise known as "noodling" - down in Texas.  You heard right.  No more $500 fine for snatching a large catfish out of a crick with your bare hands.  GTOG is grateful to the brave state senators who voted Thursday to permit licensed fisher-folk to noodle freely. Anyone swept away during tomorrow's rapture misses out.
Texas Noodling Legalization Bill
Now Who's Rapturous?

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