Sunday, April 3, 2011

Today in Ron Cook Poetry: I could go on and on like this.

By Finesse

It's been a while since we have dusted off our Rules for Writing a Ron Cook Column or penned our famous Ron Cook Poetry.  But this morning, Cook left us with no choice.  It's times like this that remind us, literally, why we started this website.  Without further ado, let's turn it over to Cook:

He knows his body best.
They know his brain best.
You believe that?
Where did you get your medical degree?
I know I can't.
Of course not.
Of course not.
I could go on and on like this.
I think you get the point.
He really is that talented.
See rebuttal above.
That's just ridiculous.
It could only help.
Say it with me one more time.

See rebuttal above.
Stay tuned for GTOPG later this morning, covering the Pens' crucial victory over the nameless Florida Panthers.  Also, stay ready for Sheer Elegance's latest analysis of today's Wife from Real Housewives of New York.

I could go on and on like this.  I think you get the point.

Finally, courtesy of Faithful GTOG Reader George...

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