Monday, March 7, 2011

Sorry, Charlie

By Artistry

GTOG is bored with Charlie Sheen.  It's our job to monitor the national zeitgeist, and we can tell you it is now time to close the book on #Winning!, tiger blood, and the goddesses.  The whole Sheen explosion was stunning, often funny, and impossible to ignore.  But how long are we supposed to be amused by the ramblings of a guy who is either constantly using cocaine or mentally ill?  All of those wacky phrases Sheen coined are already almost painfully cliche, right?

Sure, people would watch his talk or reality show.  People watch "Keeping up with the Kardashians."  People will watch anything.  But Charlie Sheen is already over.  Don't tell this to Mark Cuban, who announced Sunday that he's looking to partner with Sheen to develop programming for his network.  Skip Bayless thinks this is genius.  GTOG thinks it is not.  "You know," Bayless said to the rest of the panel on his "1st and 10" show this morning, "I have tiger blood."  And much fake laughter ensued.  Case closed.


  1. Artistry has spoken....Like a Warlock! However I do believe that Charlie S has a big future! I'd say at least 2 1/2 times greater than your average warlock!

  2. Good lord is Skip Bayless a hack, whyyyy does ESPN continue to employ him?!?!