Sunday, February 27, 2011

Sushi with Hilary Duff ... GTOG's Debut Smash Hit Single

By Artistry

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My brother, Bro-tistry, loves to hang out with my dad's friend, Richard. They golf together, play cards together, eat sushi together, and my brother basically acts like a 60-year-old semi-retired person. Whatever, Richard is more fun than most 25-year-olds you know. If you doubt this, check out what happened when his daughter surreptitiously taped him watching the Steelers-Jets playoff game. Wait until the 1:57 mark for the payoff. [Rated R for language and partial nudity.]



So Bro-tristry and Richard are at Umi in Shadyside last Friday night, sitting at the bar and having dinner, and Bro-tistry checks the score of the Pens-Canes game on his phone, then mentions it aloud. The bartender says, "Aron Asham is sitting right over there. He's with Mike Comrie." My brother turns around and spots Asham, Comrie, and Hilary Duff, eating dinner and betraying no concern for the Penguin game.

After dinner, my brother gets up to use the restroom, and when he's finished, he notices Asham is wearing a goofy hat, Comrie is overweight, and Hilary Duff is no longer at the table. As he and Richard move toward the stairs to head home, Bro-tistry pauses. "I have to text my brother," he says.

"Why, to tell him this is the best sushi ever?" Richard asks, because that makes sense.

"No," Bro-tistry replies, walking down the steps toward the exit. "To tell him Aron Asham and Mike Comrie could give a s--- about the Penguin game."

When they reached the bottom of the staircase, there was Hilary Duff. "I do think this sushi is the best ever," she says. "And I'm from LA."

From LA
Mike Comrie's wife had clearly heard the entire exchange, yet Bro-tistry reports that she was as sweet and gracious as could be. The same cannot be said for Mike Comrie. As my brother and Richard stood in the restaurant lobby chatting away with Duff, the recreational hockey player waddled down the steps. "Looking grumpy and fat," Bro-tistry reports. It seems he was not amused that his wife was talking to people. GTOG was plenty amused by the whole thing. Richard may or may not have gotten Hilary Duff's number.

So moved was Bro-tistry by this experience, he wrote a song about it...



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7 comments:

  1. I wouldn't worry about Richard coming after you for posting his briefs on U Tube but I must say I have some concern about Hilary's hubby who was already p----d off at Bro-tistry. Do we know whether he has a sense of humor?

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  2. We are fairly certain he has no sense of humor.

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  3. What the song lacks in structure, it makes up for in awesome.

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  4. I think my cousin Richard looks awfully cute when he jumps up and down!!
    Maybe he could do this again to this great song!!

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  5. They both never really fit into the team I noticed that you could feel it while watching 24/7, Asham was a nobody, never laughing with his teamate and Comrie has been out way too long! The organization never even mention his name.
    They are very similar both 30 something years old veteran NHL players with cheap and very limited contracts (a year), both hurt right now and while healthy they didn't really deliver specially Asham.
    They probably know they won't be in the Burgh next year and surely won't be missed.

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  6. Anonymous - definitely agree that those two guys aren't 100% invested in the Pens right now, and that is to be expected.

    None of that means Shero did anything wrong. Both were extremely low risk signings, so no harm no foul. But...it would be nice if they are least pretended to care what the score was, right?

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  7. The new hit song by Brotistry is rumored to be up for a Grammy, but not if Ms Idalene has anything to say about it. Richard's love and passion for the Steelers is evident,... but then again, it's not like he did'nt have any cash on that jet game.

    Cuzistry

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