Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Ron Cook's Newest Rhetorical Device; Column Note: That Title is Dedicated To Ron Cook

By Finesse

We have been backing off our boy Ron Cook recently, not because he is getting better as a columnist (he isn't), but because there just isn't enough time in the day to keep track of the rhetorical roller coaster that is his thrice-weekly column.

This morning, however, something changed.  We awoke and were subjected to the following sequence:

"There was no dropoff whatsoever," said offensive tackle Jonathan Scott, who knows a little something about stepping in for a fallen teammate, putting his hand in the pile and keeping the standard as the standard.

Column note: The second half of the above paragraph is dedicated to Steelers coach Mike Tomlin.

Back to Legursky ...
For the first time in our lives, Ron Cook has left us speechless.

1 comment:

  1. Something is definitely going on with Ron Cook. I've counted multiple paragraphs in recent columns with three whole sentences.