I've spent the past 2.5 hours watching The Bachelorette Finale and I've realized that I can't even call it a guilty pleasure because that would mean I feel some sort of pleasure watching this show. Dear God.
I have 9 pages of handwritten notes (and counting) and Artistry is currently describing his notes as "copious" despite having an hour left in the regular show (plus the unwatchable "After the Rose" ceremony). Once we complete our post, we are going to auction off our handwritten notes with all proceeds going to the Mario Lemieux Foundation. Please try to contain yourself from bidding too high.