Nothing gets the blood flowing on a rainy Saturday morning like a Ron Cook column about keeping Korean women away from Oakmont Country Club. The man clearly has his finger on the pulse of Pittsburgh sports fans. With that, we bring you Today in Ron Cook Poetry.
Good for Korea.
Bad for women's golf in America.
Really bad, actually.
Natalie (Yes, I Dated Ben Roethlisberger, But I Really Don't Want To Talk About Him) Gulbis
Pretty good, right?
Well, there's more.
Well, that's not exactly true.
Not to be critical.
Thank goodness for Kerr, Lang and the others.
The bigger American names, that is.
She's drop-dead gorgeous and has some game.
Seems a shame to me.
It's still taking that beating.
Of course, it would.
But let's be really honest here.
Inspiration for today's poem: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10191/1071852-136.stm
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