Friday, July 30, 2010

Today in Ron Cook Poetry: Child Safety

Another Ron Cook classic this morning in response to the Baltimore Ravens' new policy of limiting autographs at training camp to children between 6-15 years old.  For those new to the site, we like to transform Ron Cook's columns into poetry by eliminating those pesky complete sentences and mashing together some of his more interesting phrases.  You can read about it here.  Anyway, on to today's poem...

I'm not talking about the players.
The fans.
Too bad.
This is a terrific idea.
It makes sense on so many levels.
I just don't get it.
As if they are entitled to one.
Maybe that will happen in the not-too-distant future.
Hopefully, before a small child gets trampled.

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