Loyal Readers, we are back from the brief holiday hiatus. We spent most of the weekend wondering whether Ilya Kovalchuk's agent is able to keep a straight face when he demands $10 million/year for a 45 goal scoring one-trick pony. There are two (relatively) short Ron Cook poems after the jump. Also, stay tuned for a post on the Pens' winger situation coming either later today or tomorrow.
July 4th Ron Cook Poetry: Maybe. Maybe Not.
I loved it.
And one more thing...
Casey Stengel's couldn't.
Maybe that will lead to a manager's job.
Or maybe it won't.
He learned from the best.
July 5th Ron Cook Poetry: Probably not, though.
They treat players right.
It's a dandy.
About playing with Crosby.
He might have taken less than anyone.
You won't catch Shero smirking.
Or the Michalek deal.
Probably not, though.